DATING CONFESSIONS FROM A 50 SOMETHING YR. OLD WOMAN
Let’s start with this…I have not gone on a date in years. I can’t get naked in front of someone. Even my dog leaves the room when I undress, and he is a nudist. I prefer my friend with benefits because he is a FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. What would I put on an online dating profile anyway? Hobbies: Solo Folk dancing, Guitar (Chords GCD), Long walks in my apartment hall. Photos: I can’t show my entire body because everything is heading down south. I’ll explain – when I was 17, heading down south meant heading to Florida with my friends for Spring Break, when I was 18, heading down south meant…never mind. Now heading down south means everything is heading down south. I have bags under my eyes, and I read this blog late at night about how Preparation H, having anti-inflammatory ingredients, can lessen those bags so I ran to the bathroom because I have some Preparation H (so do you) and placed it on my face hoping that the next morning I would awake looking 10 years younger b...